"FSHGUY" - If you’re trying to attract seagulls, you’re doing it right.
"GR8HNDZ" - If we’re making dog breed puns, I’ve got a few for the shih-tzu.
"4THERAPY" - We’re not sure the Volvo was the most therapeutic choice.
"TWO" - Wonder what happened to the first one.
"ARCHAIC" - We suppose "GEEZER" was already taken.
"JESUSC" - Much more appropriate than her first idea to tribute 1/3 of the trinity, "HOLYS".
"SNOW DAY" - We were saving this one, but after this winter, we’ll have to settle for flurries.
"RUT•RO" - Scooby-dooby-doo! Where are you? We got some work to do now and our GPS broke.
"U-ME+3" - She took the three kids AND the Escalade? Ma’am, your order of operations is off.
"RIPTDE" - Because when you surf in Massachusetts, it’s the sea’s greatest weapon.
Brutal Simplicity Theme