“FSHGUY” - If you’re trying to attract seagulls, you’re doing it right.
“GR8HNDZ” - If we’re making dog breed puns, I’ve got a few for the shih-tzu.
“4THERAPY” - We’re not sure the Volvo was the most therapeutic choice.
“TWO” - Wonder what happened to the first one.
“ARCHAIC” - We suppose “GEEZER” was already taken.
“JESUSC” - Much more appropriate than her first idea to tribute 1/3 of the trinity, “HOLYS”.
“SNOW DAY” - We were saving this one, but after this winter, we’ll have to settle for flurries.
“KAYBUG” - These bad “bug” jokes should be exterminated.
“SISTR3” - Clearly insecure about always being third.
“BSYDOG” - Judging by the amount of salt on your SUV, I’d say so.
